Sunday, May 3, 2026

hi fam and friends how is the weather how is everything woh we cooking. well everything good with me went out fuh ah cheese pie early dis mornin just enjoying the dark quiet the birds was loud by de park dey. i good everything good ah juss wish ah could make dis money and come home quick. 

toronto has 3 million people, everyday day each one of them discharges a good pound of waste and dump it in the lake... den they drink from the same water. hmph me eh know nah, i know where i live we drink water from the river springs from the water treatment plant by WASA dey.

anyhow things good i eat i drink i have internet life good it just lonely. so far fuh de year me eh meet no trini or talk no trini. i just trying to make dis money. will keep in touch today is cleaning recycling i might cook up a stew curry sumting later.

exercise water sleep dream refresh



Thursday, April 30, 2026

in my caste-system family business from HR we almost always exclusively hire people interviewed in white uniforms up front, bqz they don't steal drink smoke flirt, or try to score some un scheduled overtime etc. some of them work through fasting when it comes around and go home early leaving the place smelling like soap & flowers. u don't have to always keep an eye on them wtchng them all the time bqz they dont talk much and take their agreed upon 15 m brk to rfrsh or whtvr whnvr they want.

we used to loose more money hiring friends and family and just write-it-off (lol) 

so one day i see dis new fellah wokin fuh we puh dong ah carpet on the very top of a pallette stack of expensive imported scratch-resistant marble tiles he wuz packing and securing to ship fuh won ah we costamuz and wuz facing NE instead of direct E so i show im east is dis way and i ask him why he doh face dis way pointin wid mih two hands clasp togedda direct east facing towards sunrise cuz i knw dee sun duz rise dis way and shadows come across ovah here dee oddah way... he say bqz NE trade winds come in over the mountain from diss way and it closa.

closa tuh wot?



Saturday, April 18, 2026

so ww3, when these nuclear superpowers bomb up everything and destroy the planet by 'the law of mutual self destruction', basically suicide bombing, i really hope they leave my island out of it wtf gfys i'm hvng fun minding my own business entertaining tourists.

now we will take a commercial break to come to an agreement that... u shthdz and ur ass kissing followers are all fair game as far as i'm concerned. meeting adjourned.

ESL. we are not human. we do not count. this is their attitude.



Thursday, April 9, 2026

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$_¢ Yes? ^_= nope.
$_¢ you, ^_= yez me, 
$_¢ (sigh) may i help uuu 
^_= ys i wz jst wndrng f u hv any- 
$_¢ ☎️ ( c L i c K . . . ) 
^_= ?!

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

today in my boring life. paperwork. passwords. clean out twitter accounts. transfer data from blog to twitter. fwd all emails to one email. set up the jynpu social accounts for sale. combine jynpu and busysmiley accounts. keep karmadreamerz seperate for imperfections. clear out gardenethics for data.

Sunday, March 8, 2026

my diet needs more fruits n vegetables

i've been tracking my diet and i realize i eat way too much meat and sugar almost everyday. i didn't eat so much junk food when i was living in TT, even the junk food in TT is better than here at least it's still derived from organic raw materials. the mass produced inorganic groceries we have here has less nutritional content than before and with every new invention on how to mass produce food and keep it on the store shelves for longer still adds to constantly lowering the quality. right now i'm craving coconut water, not the nutritionally inorganic sludge available in the grocery stores but a real coconut. today i was watching a video on how to make home made cheese and it's all milk. whatever different types of cheese always start with milk, even butter comes from milk sooo i'm thinking i should just drink milk and honey. 

i'm looking up superfoods because i want to keep my shopping list short and sweet and easy. sometimes i walk into the supermarket and get lost reading all this fine print. i wonder what they eat in  prison to get so big and strong?

Thursday, January 29, 2026

My handwriting is nicer than yours. (i knw u'd b jls)

The pros and cons of searching for information. 

people write and people talk and people photograph and people video. the latest stats show that social media is over 60% artificial intelligence for advertising purposes only.

the easiest thing to do is read the information and answer questions. pass exams and start a business. commercials used to be funny now people are panicking. advertisers are jumpung ship the whole entire stockmarket is going into a frenzy. 

QUESTION: How do i pause my stockmarket activity for a day. Does it still keep working 247 365? Or do we have to pay a fine? Which stockmarkets close for the weekend? Can i close my website for 24hrs? ainswer me

ai hacker virus shutdown my computer omgsh.

dishes laundry kitchen washroom den snow on the balcony. sometimes when i'm playing video games the squad will be sneaking into enemy territory to capture the flag and i'll go booming in because i never have the general lobby chat and background music sound on 🔇 just the mechanical sounds on sometimes hackers break in and turn the team voice chat volume on and off and the i have to leave the game and reset the settings. it's really time consuming like when BELL tries to make you wait 30m on the phone to query and overcharge. do i hang up and pay the excess or do i wait some more and then spend another 30m trying to answer dumbass questions from someone overseas who doesn't even spek English. m not wrkng 2dy

px. Home TT.

Our very small island Trinidad & Tobago (combined population 1.5M 2025) known as the 'lands of the hummingbirds' has a lot of natural resources like oil and gas (which the politicians constantly fight over) and we have two wonders of the world, the Nylon Pool in Tobago and the never ending Pitch Lake in the south of Trinidad. There was an economic boom in the country after WW2 and during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Things were steadily progressing until the 90s coup which destabilized the economy where a lot of the upper class citizens migrated leaving the country to those less well equipped to operate it. The rainy season is from June to December and we are just outside the hurricane path so we don't worry about that. Since then things haven't been the same, the island is unique in a way that it is the only country in the world with half the population from Africa and the other half from India and our English accented bush dialect is the most advanced accent on the planet, not many people speak it you wouldn't understand.

(1) MY HOUSE (2) SOLD PROPERTY (everyone migrated, use to be a lumber yard, cement storage, a hardware and a Raja Yoga centre on the top floor (3) FAMILY HOUSE (4) 12 FOOT WATERFALL where the street level and sub street level intersecting waterways meet (used to be a river stream before the area was built up) (5) MAIN GARDEN (fruits vegetables herbs spices) (6) LIVESTOCK AREA (7) FAMILY HOUSE (8) FAMILY HOUSE (9) small garden area, where we keep the dogs (10) gardening area, use to have tall coconut trees. kings didn't live like how we lived naturally free and open