in my caste-system family business from HR we almost always exclusively hire people interviewed in white uniforms up front, bqz they don't steal drink smoke flirt, or try to score some un scheduled overtime etc. some of them work through fasting when it comes around and go home early leaving the place smelling like soap & flowers. u don't have to always keep an eye on them wtchng them all the time bqz they dont talk much and take their agreed upon 15 m brk to rfrsh or whtvr whnvr they want.

we used to loose more money hiring friends and family and just write-it-off (lol) 

so one day i see dis new fellah wokin fuh we puh dong ah carpet on the very top of a pallette stack of expensive imported scratch-resistant marble tiles he wuz packing and securing to ship fuh won ah we costamuz and wuz facing NE instead of direct E so i show im east is dis way and i ask him why he doh face dis way pointin wid mih two hands clasp togedda direct east facing towards sunrise cuz i knw dee sun duz rise dis way and shadows come across ovah here dee oddah way... he say bqz NE trade winds come in over the mountain from diss way and it closa.

closa tuh wot?

so ww3, when these nuclear superpowers bomb up everything and destroy the planet by 'the law of mutual self destruction', basically suicide bombing, i really hope they leave my island out of it wtf gfys i'm hvng fun minding my own business entertaining tourists.

now we will take a commercial break to come to an agreement that... u shthdz and ur ass kissing followers are all fair game as far as i'm concerned. meeting adjourned.

ESL. we are not human. we do not count. this is their attitude.

$_¢ (((☎️))) 
$_¢ Yes? ^_= nope.
$_¢ you, ^_= yez me, 
$_¢ (sigh) may i help uuu 
^_= ys i wz jst wndrng f u hv any- 
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today in my boring life. paperwork. passwords. clean out twitter accounts. transfer data from blog to twitter. fwd all emails to one email. set up the jynpu social accounts for sale. combine jynpu and busysmiley accounts. keep karmadreamerz seperate for imperfections. clear out gardenethics for data.