$_¢ (((☎️))) 
$_¢ Yes? ^_= nope.
$_¢ you, ^_= yez me, 
$_¢ (sigh) may i help uuu 
^_= ys i wz jst wndrng f u hv any- 
$_¢ ☎️ ( c L i c K . . . ) 
^_= ?!